We are getting all sorts of Weather Alerts - snow (is very, very heavy right now), sleet, freezing rain, drifts, closed roads and back to more snow, all on top of the six inches we got last week.
This alert, however, cracked me up -
"Hydrological Outlook is a disaster which is violent, sharp and harmful amendment either in quality of earth's water or in distribution or movement of water ashore below the surface or in atmosphere. A flood is associate overflow of associate expanse of water that submerges land."
Really, do you have to go to school to write that badly?