Tar and Abby

Friday, April 29, 2016

Weasel power!!!



Weasel Apparently Shuts Down World's Most Powerful Particle Collider


"A small mammal has sabotaged the world's most powerful scientific instrument.
The Large Hadron Collider, a 17-mile superconducting machine designed to smash protons together at close to the speed of light, went offline last night. Engineers investigating the mishap found the charred remains of a furry creature near a gnawed-through power cable."

5 comments:

Sadie J said...

Taking over the job of the squirrels!

Mr. Shife said...

That last line made me chuckle. "Engineers investigating the mishap found the charred remains of a furry creature near a gnawed-through power cable."

Bob Slatten said...

I bet it was a North Korean weasel.

=O

Jeanne said...

Abby needs to go guard the facility! :o) She'll keep those silly critters at bay!
When Hbby & I heard that last night, we laughed and laughed - imagining scientists (like Sheldon, Leonard, Howard, Raj) diagnosing the problem......

mistress maddie said...

Have you ever noticed how the smallest critters throw the biggest wrench in things?