Tar and Abby

Thursday, January 22, 2015

This an EX-whale!

A deceased whale has turned up under the Washington state ferry terminal in downtown Seattle.
The ferry people have no idea how it got there.
The ferry people say it is not their problem to remove it.
The ferry people say the National Oceanic and Atmospheric Administration should remove the whale...

The whale has passed on. The whale is no more. The whale has ceased to be. The whale has expired and gone to meet its maker. The whale is a stiff. Bereft of life, the whale rests in peace.  Its metabolic processes are now hstory. The whale has kicked the bucket, it has shuffled off its mortal coil, run down the curtain and joined the bleeding choir invisible. THIS IS AN EX-WHALE!

The whale is now starting to smell....

5 comments:

anne marie in philly said...

this ex-whale goes to join the ex-parrot!

ewwww, stink...be grateful it is not summertime.

WON'T SOMEBODY THINK OF THE EX-WHALE?!?

Bob Slatten said...

Gotta love bureaucracy!


It's not MY job!

mistress maddie said...

Are you trying to tell us the whale is dead???? It always saddens me when I hear one of these majestic creatures has passed.

mrs.missalaineus said...

the whale died?

xxalainaxx

Jeanne said...

eewwwww!