The girls are having their first garage sale this weekend. We donated much stuff to the cause to be split amongst them.
Youngest donated his gorilla suit.
The sign says:
Size - 5'11" college freshman
Guaranteed to attract attention at football games.
Has no discernible effect on win/loss record.
Can be transferred to the University of Washington if you really have to go there.
(two heads, two feet, one hand)