'a woman without a man is like a fish without a bicycle' was WRONG.
I can not get this open. I looked for clues with a magnifying glass.
I ran a knive along all seams.
I tried getting the knive into any orifice.
I TOOK THE HAMMER TO THE DAMN THING.
I can not get it open.
AND DON'T SAY IT IS PROBABLY SUPER GLUED CLOSED
because I would have to do you seriously bodily harm.
The Engineer is due back tonight.
He will open it.
He must open it.
It is was God invented men for, right?