Tar and Abby

Saturday, November 24, 2012

Labrador Dog Disposal

November 25, 2012

Dear City of R,

We read your flyers about storm drains, snow removal and turkey fryer oil disposal.

You left out one method of turkey fryer oil disposal...
   You need:
   One vat of used and cooling oil stored, safely, in the garage.
   A door which was not latched securely leading into the garage.
   Three Labrador Retrievers who push open the garage door,  knock over the oil and helpfully lap it up. All of it.
    The same three Labrador Retrievers conveniently throw up all the oil in the middle of the night.
    A carpet cleaner.


(PS - Dear Readers - this was a crime of the late Heidi and Rosie and their cousin Kirby.)


Elizabeth Rose Stanton said...

Here's to recycling!

mistress maddie said...

How long before Abby tries this?

Bob said...

If only they'd been taught to upchuck at the neighbors!
Problem solved!

Katy Noelle said...

Oh, YUCK! =P