November 25, 2012
Dear City of R,
We read your flyers about storm drains, snow removal and turkey fryer oil disposal.
You left out one method of turkey fryer oil disposal...
One vat of used and cooling oil stored, safely, in the garage.
A door which was not latched securely leading into the garage.
Three Labrador Retrievers who push open the garage door, knock over the oil and helpfully lap it up. All of it.
The same three Labrador Retrievers conveniently throw up all the oil in the middle of the night.
A carpet cleaner.
(PS - Dear Readers - this was a crime of the late Heidi and Rosie and their cousin Kirby.)