Tar and Abby

Tuesday, November 29, 2011

A squirrel runs up your leg...

Oregon fellow was alarmed to find a squirrel running up his leg. (Story does not say if the squirrel was inside, or outside, of his pants.) So of course he grabbed his gun and shot at it. And not a hand gun but a rifle. He missed. Now to be completely guffaw worthy and guaranteed to make all men cringe reflexively the man should have shot himself in his most favorite of parts. Alas, for our story and for him, he did not. He shot his foot.
The squirrel survived and the foot was treated and released.
The investigating officer is still laughing.
story

7 comments:

Mr.Mischief said...

I read the title and immediately thought of the Christmas Vacation movie, when the squirrel was on his back..lol

mrs.missalaineus said...

i can't even think of anything witty to respond with....

xxalainaxx

Bob said...

Yes, the first response when something crawls up your leg is to shoot at it.
Oy!
I would have shrieked and run off like a girl.


No offense to girls.

Dani said...

Is that a squirrel in your pants, or are you just happy to see me? bawahahaha

S'A said...

Good one, Dani! And I think I also would freak out, scream like a girl and run before I grabbed a gun!

Big Shamu said...

Sounds like a job for ACTION JACKSON!!!

Elizabeth Rose Stanton said...

I think this might qualify for one of the "Darwin Awards." http://www.darwinawards.com/