Okay you Southerners - how do you pronounce the number 9? Our interwebz was down and I went round and round with a tech support person. Finally I had to say to her, "I know you are giving me a series of numbers. But I've never heard of the number 'num'.
Called the contractor for The Great Flood - looks like all materials are in! Meeting on Tuesday to kick this off.
The vacuum almost went headfirst off the deck. Followed by the shredder. Followed by my not-so-smart phone. They were all misbehaving and needed to be punished.
I feel better now.