Sunday, December 19, 2010
The worst piece of junk mail EVER
On the outside of the envelope it says: Free Pre-Paid Cremation!
oh. um. wow!
Inside - after making the argument for cremation, which has its merits, but jeeeeze....
Anyway, I can enter a drawing for a FREE cremation! Actually I can enter The Engineer, since it is addressed to him.... and I can send them my email address and phone number! We can discuss this over and over and over! They even list last month's winner so I when I run into her at the grocery store I can say, "Carol! I see you're all set up to make the big campfire!"
I'm just gobsmacked...